Hunting gifts are easy. You buy ammo, a knife, or something camo and call it done. But if you want to make them laugh, actually laugh, not just politely smile and set it on the counter, you need this list.
These are the gag gifts that land. The ones that get pulled out at every hunt camp for the next five years. Some of them are stupid. That’s the point.
Ready for our list of the best gag gifts for hunters?
Eat More Fast Food Socks
Every hunter has heard the “fast food” joke. Put it on their feet. Hunting scene on the outside, snarky message on the bottom. The kind of thing they open, laugh at, and actually wear.
World’s Okayest Hunter Coffee Mug
For the guy who’s been hunting for 20 years and still can’t close the deal on a big buck. He knows who he is. So do you.
Buck Poop
Chocolate-covered raisins in a novelty bag. Yes it’s dumb. Yes everyone laughs. Also comes in elk poop, reindeer poop, and bigfoot poop if you want to go full weird.
Horney Hunters Trail Mix
The name does the work. It’s actually a good trail mix… fresh ingredients, solid snack. The label just makes it a lot more fun to hand someone in front of their family.
Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses
Set of four 12-gauge shell shot glasses. Red plastic body, gold base, looks just like the real thing. Great for hunt camp, terrible idea to shoot at actual things.
Money Can’t Buy You Happiness, But Guns Can Sign
12×8 metal sign, made in the USA. Goes in the man cave, the garage, or anywhere he’s already put too many other signs. He’ll hang it immediately.
Redneck Plunger
A fully functional plunger that makes gunshot sounds when you use it. There is nothing else to say about this.
Bear Butt Bottle Opener
Wall-mounted bear butt that opens bottles. It is exactly what it sounds like, and it works great.
Proof Daddy Isn’t Always Hunting/Fishing Onesies
Because someone had to say it. Great baby shower gift for the hunting family. Also, yes… where’s the one for Mommy?
Crap Taxidermy Book
When taxidermy goes wrong… like really, really wrong. Based on the viral website. Horrifying and hilarious in equal measure. Leave it on the coffee table and watch people pick it up every single time.
Shotgun Shell Thermos
He needs a thermos. You need a gift. This solves both problems and looks good doing it.
Deer in the Headlights Card and Dice Game
Fast-moving card and dice game for 2+ players, ages 8 and up. Good for hunt camp nights, tailgates, or any time someone says “so what do we do now.”
Code Brown Emergency Kit
Every hunter knows the feeling. You’re 200 yards from the stand, it’s 5 am, and nature calls at the worst possible moment. This kit doesn’t judge. It just handles it. Honestly, a more useful gift than half the stuff on this list.
noun. A person who prefers the company of camo and the woods over people.
If he’s already gone quiet when someone mentions weekend plans, he knows exactly what he is. This shirt just makes it official. Available in men’s, women’s, and youth sizes, so the whole antisocial family can represent.
The best mug. Tremendous mug. Everyone agrees. If he has a sense of humor about politics and hunting, he will lose it when he opens this. $14.95, ceramic, comes in black or red. Believe me.
*and note: don’t buy for a democrat… or maybe do!
Eighteen ounces of pure honesty. If this is him, he already knows it, and so does she. Comes in a gift box, which means you can hand it over exactly as-is and call it wrapped.
For the hunter who’s ever been too far from camp when things went sideways. One compressed cotton tablet, just add water. $7, one size fits all, and 3,300 people have bought this, which tells you everything you need to know. Pair it with the Code Brown Emergency Kit for a complete gift set nobody asked for.
Infused with early morning dew and anticipation. If he can’t be in the woods, at least the living room can smell like he wishes he were. $16, Amazon’s Choice.
Monopoly wasn’t broken, but someone fixed it anyway. Buy up hunting properties, build cabins and lodges, charge your buddies hunting fees, and watch friendships slowly deteriorate. 2–6 players, ages 8 and up. Perfect for camp nights when it’s too dark and too cold to do anything else.
When the days get hard, don’t let them win. Breathe and remember who the buck you are. A crocheted deer with a motivational speech card. $13, completely unhinged, and somehow exactly what someone needs. Also comes in “I Buck Love You” if you want to go a different direction.
Still stumped on a good gag gift for your hunter? Send this page to whoever needs to see it. They’ll figure it out.
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